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Firing Squad

Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.
Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.
by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020
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Fire In The Fire Place

To light ones dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities
"Man let's put a dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities "

"Oh, you mean a fire in the fire place"
by WeinerSchnitzelThe3rd December 10, 2022
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Fire

Fire is a synonym for the word gay. It is used to point out that an action was gay.
Bob: I'm trying to suck this til' it's dry
Straight Men: *points at or eyes widen* FiRe!
by akidwhohasfriends February 4, 2019
mugGet the Firemug.

fire cracking

When you shove a m-80 up a girls ass and light it on fire
You she’s into fire cracking
by Big sexy789 March 9, 2019
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horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
mugGet the horse firemug.

Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020
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