muffinhead
a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings
muffinhead by muffinhead January 10, 2008
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cutting muffins
Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.
All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.
All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.
gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"
guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."
guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."
cutting muffins by RubyCarol June 21, 2011
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muffintop
when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.
muffintop by Izzy the Llama March 11, 2007
Mystery Muffins
A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....
Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
Mystery Muffins by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010
in the muffins
in the muffins by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008