dicked up

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.

Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class

by harmon April 26, 2006

Helicopter Dick

A trick where one spins their penis around in circles reminiscent to the spinning of helicopter blades. Often used on a first date to impress a girl.

I think there was a lonely island song or something, but this maneuver has been around for hundreds of years and is an integral part of many cultures.

This maneuver can be performed in unfamiliar situations to make new friends.

I would normally not put out on the first date... but his helicopter dick... I had no choice.

by S0ygamer July 6, 2011

dick slang

a ridiculously stupid video of SIX guys in a room shaking their dicks around in basketball shorts.

"lets swing out dicks around together!"
dick slang...

by slangger May 7, 2010

Dick Vitale

A college basketball annoucer for ESPN that kisses every good teams' ass.He is annoying and yet funny at the same time.He uses stupid phrases like Diaper Dandy, PTP'er(Prime Time Player) and my personal favorate HE'S A SKYWALKER(always yelled).
Also known as Dickie V.

Jim: Did you watch that Duke and North Carolina game?
Bob: Yea Dick Vitale was kissing JJ Redick's ass even though he was sucking.
Jim: Well he always does that.
Bob: But JJ bounced a shot of the corner of the backboard though.
Jim: ...Oh I thought he only liked things when they are good.

by JesusFuckin'Christ April 28, 2006

Dick Hat

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.

We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.

by JDUBss April 7, 2007

Dick Hiker

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009

Unicorn Dick

Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.

I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.

He must have a Unicorn Dick.

Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.

by autobrick December 25, 2009