straightinity

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

by oofman420xd January 8, 2021

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021

straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

straightlash

Backlash from the straight community as a result of the LGBT community trying to guilt them into dating trannies, thus forcing them to apply their standards and create the sexual preference: "SuperStraight"

Using SuperStraight is a StraightLash against the LGBT community for hounding straight people who say they aren't attracted to or won't date Trans. (Particularly Trans Women)

by The Bigg R March 6, 2021

Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.

Fuck the straight edge elite

by Xxxgrxxx March 9, 2021

Straightstremist

Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.

Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”

by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021

Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021