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ryan

its ryan this little fool cannot spell 6
by ryan xripps January 10, 2024
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All day all night with big confidence with girls and serious
by All day all night January 10, 2024
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Ryan was s the guy you want oiled up in your bed with his ass shaved, bleached, and hairs braided. He is the sexiest nigga alive and should never be left alone. His favorite sex position is cowboy.
by Bigdaddyman January 13, 2024
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Ryan is the most handsome feller in the west, daggum, i oughtta tell you he gots a small tally wacker.
by Marthur Morgan January 22, 2024
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ryan sass

When a person is unbelievably sarcastic and real with you, to such an extent that it drives you back to therapy.
“Dude, he keeps triggering me”
“He must have that ryan sass”
by user24575788 January 24, 2024
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Ryaning

The action or movement of a Ryan. Such as, a person sleeping on the couch with food on them or eating a box of Oreos.
Dudequit ryaning around
by anonymous January 25, 2024
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Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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