Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 25, 2023

Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie

My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

by SportyZo May 7, 2016

Placing at least six chicken nuggets up ones vagina for storage and later consumption.

Made good use of that nuggie pocket

by DirtyLindz April 3, 2021

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.

1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help

by MexicanPotatoSalad November 4, 2010

That little thot pocket has two boyfriend, and a third on the side.

by Charlie323 November 20, 2022