potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

idaho potato barrel

forcing a person down and shoving as many potatoes in their body as possible

I need to get another idaho potato barrel my last one blew up

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

Potato

An item better then anyone that has walked on this planet. Even devlin derby likes potatoes

I love potatoes

by DevlinDerbyIsBestName February 16, 2021

Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.

Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam

by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018

Potato

Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap

Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!

by Thunderr0903 February 14, 2024

Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 16, 2018