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PFLAG Mom 

An over-enthusiastic, doting, proud mother of of a gay person, the PFLAG Mom manifests herself in many borderline-embarrassing ways, from buying her child exclusively gay themed books and movies on birthdays to writing letters to the editor and attending marches on behalf of her son/daughter "who happens to be gay and of whom we are SO PROUD!"

The gay children of the PFLAG Mom realize that she means well, and understand that being subjected to Thanskgiving table discussions about gaydar while dad shifts uncomfortably in his seat are preferable to being the child of homophobes, but often can't help feeling patronized. In a reversal from convention, the children of the PFLAG Mom sometimes say they wish their mother would "tone it down a bit."
"You should see all the cheesy rainbow magnets my mother put on her car. I mean it's sweet, but, God, she's just *such* a PFLAG Mom."
PFLAG Mom by Baanjo January 10, 2009
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making a W with both hands and sticking them on each side of your mouth and saying wow then doing the same thing but with M's
"wow mom that was stupid"
wow mom by samhugsthugsXD March 2, 2009
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Calvin's mom 

1. A fat bitch so fricken fat that she can't sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can't come in side so she wouldn't be able to get up.2. The biggest fat ass, lard eating, horse shit, skunk fucking bastard in the whole dam world.3.A big fat bitch that is a lesbian hoe.
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Calvin's mom by B1g Papa2728 November 1, 2013

Super Mom 

Fun, energetic Moms who love parenting. Not the stereotype of the women who wear pearls and greet their mate at the door with a casserole in hand, these moms have thrown off the pearls and donned jeans and t-shirts instead. The habitat they are most likely to be found in is the playground, the grocery store in the organic produce section, the closest library or participating with their kids in any fun activity you can think of.

Not to be confused with Moms who think they are wearing proverbial capes and can "do it all". Super Moms are just having super fun!
"She's a super mom, she really cares about her kids and is always doing fun things with them!"
Super Mom by whatsupdoc May 15, 2009

Your Mom Goes to College 

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).
Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"
(yer-mom)

Noun. A term used as a response to any question. Note that it does not have to be used to insult ones maternal figure, but rather piss the target off because they here you use the term daily.
target: "What are you going to do with that whole bottle of rum??"

you: "UR MOM"
ur mom by Puzzler11 July 13, 2009