Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH

noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho

by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine

Jesus has a big dick

by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

by what king September 5, 2021

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022