deluxe blowjob

It is when the woman jacks the man off until he cums. Upon which she takes the load all into her mouth. Making sure to suck off every last drop from the shaft and head. This is immediately followed up by a traditional blowjob while the head and shaft are still highly sensitive.

“So how you doing Chimo?” I ask during a lull in service.

“I’m great, dude,” my Mexican-American comrade replies. “I got a deluxe blowjob last night.”

deluxe blowjob by big bad al March 27, 2008

Blowjob Roulette

A game involving one guy and anywhere from two to six girls where one girl starts giving the guy a blowjob and switches off to the next girl and so on until the guy ejaculates into one of the girls mouth. The girl who gets the load loses.

We played Blowjob Roulette last night and Tina lost when Josh busted in her mouth!

Blowjob Roulette by heyholetsgo89 June 18, 2011

blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

blowjab 

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

blowjab by captain melon January 21, 2009

Birthday Blowjob 

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).

Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.

Birthday Blowjob by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011

dead blowin mines

Something extremely annoying!

This chatroom is dead blowin mines!

dead blowin mines by Hunnit Grand July 19, 2009

Blowtard 

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010