why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

by garbagefight June 30, 2025

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

breath transfer sex play

When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days

Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs

Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself

There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down

also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission

breath transfer sex play, when ordinary stale sterile sex gets too old

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.

Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.

by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025

Pulling a Cold Play

Getting caught cheating on camera in a public setting or event.

Why did they get divorced? He got caught pulling a Cold Play.

by Ericdd July 19, 2025