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pocket nerd

This is a status of familiarity in a subject achieved rapidly. Imagine a small nerd, placed in one's pocket, ready to speak about a subject on your behalf. It is small, but serviceable, nerdiness and specialty in an intellectual subject, however narrow.

The word "pocket" is used in the same sense as that of "pocket calendar," "pocket radio," or "pocket pizza;" small, but serviceable.

This is similar to becoming a "jack," as in "jack of all trades," in a particular intellectual discipline, instead of a skill. One can extend the analogy of "jack of all trades" to "nerd of all interests."

I was talking about something with a friend of mine, and he began to explain one of its finer points.

I asked him to stop, before he continued, saying that I had read all about it, and provided further information that, perhaps, he might not know, as proof that I required no explanation.

Face was not, however, so easily to be lost, and I was declared a pocket nerd.

This is, apparently, the condition of one who, once any idle curiosity has been stimulated, will, by dint of hard study (see grip) quickly reach a level of depth of knowledge in a subject to rival, conversationally, at least, that of those who have kindled a casual interest in it for years.

"And to think, two weeks ago, you knew nothing about it!"

The term is often used by those who might otherwise apply the term "intellectual" to those who love knowledge for its own sake.
"Whoa, I didn't realize Ryan was so interested in socialism."
"You mistake him. He's just a pocket nerd."

It took only twenty Wikipedia articles for Oreol to become a pocket nerd.

"Ah, yes, I have achieved pocket nerd status in many disciplines, but few have held my interest for more than a month."

"I was impressed by their conversation, but I cannot tell whether they had an abiding interest in quantum physics, or had just decided to become pocket nerds for the duration of the class."
by Sean Bas. August 27, 2013
mugGet the pocket nerdmug.

Pocket monster

A creature that can fit inside of you f pocket ND used to fight
"Pocket Monster Go" Japanese version of Pokemob
by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021
mugGet the Pocket monstermug.

Outta pocket

When some beautiful line of words is said unexpectedly with much flow in everyday conversation.
“D.W, it’s only children not lonely children. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you”. What Arthur said was outta pocket.
by Kirgo December 2, 2022
mugGet the Outta pocketmug.

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"
Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!
by JP1969 January 10, 2008
mugGet the pocket cricketsmug.

Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.
Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win
by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011
mugGet the Stelmo Pocketmug.
When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk
Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!
by Pen farmer May 30, 2024
mugGet the zip it lock it put it in your pocketmug.

bindle pocket

A bindle pocket is either a vagina or butthole or anywhere that you actually can put a bindle which is a tightly wrapped and packaged drugs either out of paper plastic or tin foil
Damn dude look at that cow's vagina that's one hell of a bindle pocket you could fit like I send a newspaper in there and still have room for a soda pop
by Dingofish March 13, 2024
mugGet the bindle pocketmug.

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