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Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.

Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"
Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...
Eyedive by Aphetor November 27, 2010
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Crab Eyes 

Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.

Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.

Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
Crab Eyes by jubberz September 25, 2010
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Black Eye 

the black eye is when you are throat swabbing a girl and your balls hit her in the eye.
anthony wishes he could give that chick a black eye
Black Eye by Vornven April 9, 2009
eyo -> fast way of sayin hey yo
Joe: eyo waz good?
EYO by MikeEYO June 6, 2007
the austrian term for "yes", as commonly sed by Austrian Bodybuilder and Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Person 1: Is that you arnold, or is it your clone?
Arnold: EYAH! Of course it's the real me!
Arnold (?): Eyah, No wait! I'm the real me!
eyah by Nelly December 2, 2003

one eyed pirate 

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.
one eyed pirate by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008
The most annoying person you will ever meet. He is obnoxious and a jerk but he is the sexyest person you will ever meet.
Eyon is so hot but he is a disrespectful asshole !
Eyon by Zeeva Cruz January 16, 2009