Definitions by Aphetor

Eyedive 

Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.

Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"

Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...

Eyedive by Aphetor November 27, 2010

TWS 

Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.

Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Chris: Sick.
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.

TWS by Aphetor March 8, 2010