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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Tomato Ice Cream

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
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Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape
Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered
by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017
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Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina
Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night
by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022
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ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
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CURB CREAM

A nationwide game firemen play. When the driver of the firetruck drives on the curb or hits the curb, he owes the other passenger firemen in the firetruck ice cream. The passengers usually chant "HIT THE CURB, HIT THE CURB!"
It was impossible to park, so I hit the curb and owed the guys curb cream...
by AdmirableAdmiral October 2, 2016
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Cream covered Oreo

When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her
Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo
by Tacopenis69 July 14, 2018
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