by Hiboipeepee February 2, 2021
Get the Rat Nuts mug.My day couldn't get any better. On my way to the bathroom I found a fresh turtle! Looks like I'll be making a nut shack today!
by Moist Turtel February 19, 2021
Get the Nut Shack mug.A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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Get the Sorrow Nut mug.by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021
Get the Squirreling a nut mug.Jeff: Hey dude, what the hell is this spot here on the wall?
David: Oh it's from a dare where I had to make a wall nut.
David: Oh it's from a dare where I had to make a wall nut.
by xboxuwu March 25, 2021
Get the Wall Nut mug.A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.
Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.
Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.
Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.
by stonydaman April 5, 2021
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