sleep in your eye

another word for eye boogers

Hey, you have some sleep in your eye

by 32984bewiku February 22, 2018

blow your mind

when something makes an extremely strong impression on you.

The dancer's talent blew my mind.

by Beth February 28, 2005

eat your face

Term for the one you are madly in love

Means: kiss you intensly, show love

I'm gunna eat your face when I see you!

by Courtney92 September 27, 2012

close your legs

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

by Maine-uh July 22, 2006

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010

your mom gay

A common insult or meme used in jest, sometimes shortened to "mom gay". Because of its wording it causes prompt laughing and in extreme cases, prolapsing of the anus.

Jeff: My name Jeff
*Jason decends on unknowing prey*
Jason: Your mom gay
Jeff: MY BUTTHOLE
Jason: Yeet

by Canableman654 January 6, 2018