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The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
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The glitter jab 

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality
Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab
The glitter jab by timmyZtom June 18, 2021
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the.mr.jackwalten 

some really cool dad whos trying his best to take care of his super swag and REDACTED Family. His best friend is Felix Kranken and there just like super cool and shit
'' oh did you see the.mr.jackwalten 's last video ''
'' deez nuts''
the.mr.jackwalten by 031869AAAAAAA September 10, 2021

the.mr.jackwalten 

LITERALLY SO COOL AND AMAZING I LOVE HIS ART AND VIDEOS SO MUCH AND THEIR VOICE ACTING IS SO GOOD AND I'M SO HAPPY TO KNOW THEM, EVERYTIME I SEE A NEW VIDEO FROM IT I GET SO EXCITED.
the.mr.jackwalten is my idol and inspiration I am so happy to know them.
the.mr.jackwalten by onecoolanon September 17, 2021

the.mr.jackwalten 

You couldn’t find him either huh?
“Have you seen The.mr.jackwalten? If you have any direct or indirect information, please call the number below:
▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️“
the.mr.jackwalten by DismemberedMilf September 24, 2021

The papa Johns word 

The use of the nword in any context

The Papa John’s Word 

The use of the n word in any context