testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.

Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.

by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021

radtastical testical

it's when your SO rad, even ur testicals feel rad

yo, my white niggas, that shoot out was so radtastical testical that i almost shot my testical

by laninna August 3, 2007

Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Testipoo

(n.) A test in Spanish class (Not to be confused with quizypoo)

"Class, today we are going to have a testipoo!"

by Taylor Walton January 11, 2009

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010