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Jeven: I just met this amazing woman and-
Stames: Those don't exist. Come back to the real world.
Jeven: What
Stames: Those don't exist. Come back to the real world.
Jeven: What
by AbsoluteBuffoonery October 13, 2020
Get the Woman mug.The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.
Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021
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