willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

push muffin

Male Foupa

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.

by OGE74 August 17, 2024

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023