3rd May

International share your homework answers day.

"Omg I didn't do the homework!"
"Dude,don't worry.It's the 3rd May"
"Thanks bro"

by Sw4ghett1 November 21, 2022

May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.

1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

Mai

A small subset breed of Mai that are brilliant bad bitchez

That Mai is a different Mai. This one wakes up early and drinks tequila

by Hypeboi12 July 2, 2021

May 25

Very pretty and Amazing people are born on this day <33

Tom: when's your b-day?
Jennifer: May 25
Tom: that explains why you're pretty and amazing :)

by 𝖎𝖉𝖐 February 4, 2022

May

A month

It’s may day

by Cumlicker696969 May 6, 2021

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, (also known as lemonfatherr, lemonfatherrr and lemonfather.) this is a good day where everyone will beat another person with a rolling pin in honour of curtis appreciation day

dude: did you know its may 3rd?
dude 2: oh fuck

by lemonfather May 1, 2022

May 23

National let your bf/friend with benefits watch while you finger yourself day

Boy: hey, can I watch while you finger yourself?
Girl: sure, It's may 23 after all

by Yone May 23, 2024