Knock on the door like the damn police 

Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.

Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.

Knock on the door like the damn police by Saints February 4, 2005

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs by jazzyd October 7, 2008

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

A phrase used to remark on the stupidity of teen, especially high school drama. It is used as a means to put things in perspective, often uttered by an observer of a pointless, fruitless argument that has to do with some aspect of dating.

Etymology: The term was sued in a completely different context by the early 90's grunge band, Nirvana.

Girl 1: "I saw you with my boy at the movies, you whore!"
Girl 2: "He don't like busted girls, bitch. That's why he's on my team now."
Observer: "Damn. Smells like teen spirit..."

Smells Like Teen Spirit by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass 

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.

Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass by SiZ KiLLa November 29, 2007

shake it like a Polaroid picture 

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.

She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!

shake it like a Polaroid picture by geekgurl September 25, 2004

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? 

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? by AMPflu April 10, 2011

act like you've got a pair 

...(Whispers)Of balls.

Used in Full Metal Jacket. To

"Come on privates! Act like you've got a pair!"

When you're too scared to do something, you should act like

act like you've got a pair by Fargas August 16, 2006