hairy cornetto

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock

"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"

by AB342018 January 4, 2018

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

Hairy Potter

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

by KC<3 February 6, 2007

hairy box

a woman's vagina

Look at that hairy box!

by Contractor Peon December 1, 2003

Ben Hardy

The hottest man on earth. If you go anywhere near him you WILL burn to death! He’s also my husband so if you decide to meet him- do not try to Take my man cause u might or might not end up in the hospital.

example: ”I” was ShrekShook when I found out I was pregnant with Ben Hardy’s child.

by 039.xc March 16, 2019

hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006