hairy snatch 

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

hairy snatch by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

harpy 

1:Can be used to describe an undesirable woman. this is used commonly with people who are dimmer than most.
2:A harpy, in and of itself, was said to have been a mythical creature who was a cross between a woman and a vulture. Variations include the head of a woman and the body of a vulture, or the head of a vulture and the body of a woman. Most of the time, though, harpys are simply described as an extremely unattractive woman with large wings for arms and a beak-like nose and mouth

1: "damn, that ho, she's a harpy anyway."
2: "The harpies are quite interesting. Half vulture, half woman? Unrealistic, but then again, quite intriguing all the same."

harpy by cat June 22, 2004

hardy har har

sarcastic laughter; when a cheesy joke is made you respond with this to show that that joke wasn't funny at all. See badum tish

Person 1: "I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel."
Person 2: "Hardy har har."

hardy har har by catscatscatscatscats January 3, 2010

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

Hairyballs McCumsontits by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

hairy fat one 

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

hairy fat one by Slimrick May 17, 2008

Hairyogamy

(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days

"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."

"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"

"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"

"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"

"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"

Hairyogamy by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010

hairy cornetto 

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock

"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"

hairy cornetto by AB342018 January 4, 2018