Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.

The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel

by JNick mozzafucka January 20, 2011

Facebook Creeped

To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.

I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.

by SaskGirl January 24, 2011

Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

by happy moose March 7, 2011

facebook whore

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook

god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.

by volfan96 March 10, 2011

Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.

"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"

by tori95live September 5, 2011