Lake of the dead 

A horrible map for Zombie panic!: Source that usually results in any non-mentally challenged player from leaving the server.

Any Counter Strike kids that have started playing ZPS will tell you right away this is there favorite map as it involves sitting in a house full of guns with zombies spawning outside with no hope of getting in.

Map is usually played in order to raise ones rank on the server or as others know it there "epeen"

NormalPlayer:Nextmap
The next map is zps_lake_of_the_dead
NormalPlayer: Fuck that shit!
NormalPlayer has disconnected from the server

CSSKid: Hells yeaz lake of the dead time to ownz some zombiz bitchz

Lake of the dead by Wazanator April 15, 2010

you are already dead 

Omae wa mo shinderiu.

Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)

you are already dead by anonymous February 21, 2018

im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

wake the dead 

incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)

it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.

loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"

sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."

loser kid: "you what?"

save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!

wake the dead by mina loves you December 28, 2008

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016

one dead soldier 

Nickname for a bottle, often liquor but can be soda or anything else, that has been fully releived of its contents

"ahhh... One dead soldier *hic!* Hand me another Schlitz, willya?"

one dead soldier by Charles Hazelwood January 22, 2005

Bed Dead 

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).

"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."

Bed Dead by Joan1 June 1, 2013