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the chris 

Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.
You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.
the chris by repeaterer January 21, 2005

going chris brown 

1.) With the intent to seriously hurt someone; specifically your girlfriend

2.) Wanting to do more than choking a bitch. Going Chris Brown reflects more severe punishment
1.)
Girl: Get a damn job!
Man: Bitch shut up! I'll be going chris B]brown on you if you say somethin else!

2.) Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke a bitch
Chris Brown: Nah man she being really disrespectful, you gotta be going chris brown on dat hoe!

hey chris 

that guy from the fall out boy song "grenade jumper" Most recently famous for trash talking pete wentz on his livejournal. Also known for "outing" Mikey Way of my chemical romances. he also does hair for a living
Hey Chris, you were our only friend, i know this is belated, but we love you back.
hey chris by petur April 30, 2006

Notorious CHRIS 

A British music producer that kids in my school wont stop fucking talking about.
Hey, have you heard of that Notorious CHRIS guy? For fuck sake gary
Notorious CHRIS by ThatKidMeho September 26, 2018

being chris mccrory 

being chris mccrory is much like being william mcneilly and marc hughes. it maens being the coolest in the world
hey man that piece of cheese we ate last night was so chris mccrory. i cant wait till i get some more.

Pulled a Chris Hansen 

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen
<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.
Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009