Aquaman Blowjob 

When you dip your shaft in a bowl of maple syrup and then coat said shaft with a layer of high quality fish flakes. And then dip your penis into a fish tank and then let the fish suck on your pee pee until you squirt your juice into the fished habitat

Dude I’m totally going to aquaman blowjob your mom’s fish tank tonight!

Aquaman Blowjob by Chongo Gringo November 9, 2018

Blown Job 

When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.

Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?

Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.

Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.

Blown Job by TheDaveTrain May 6, 2011

Blowjob Height

Natures gift to tall guys

"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"

Blowjob Height by luvinshortbitches November 9, 2009

Beef blower 

A person (party A) who puts another person's (party B) penis into party A's mouth.

Note that party B may not always be a willing participant in the beef blowing from party A. This is known as a "descrete beef blow."

If there is a specified verbal or expressley written contract between party A (the beef blower) and party B (the beef blowee) then the beef blow shall be considered consentual and therefore be a standard beef blow.

I hooked up with Kate last night, she's a total beef blower.

Beef blower by AOE_Lover_Joe October 11, 2006

blowjob betty 

She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.

One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me

blowjob betty by Jared Jordan July 18, 2007

blown out 

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

blown out by Tom March 5, 2004

you be blowin me 

Blowin/blows--when someone or somthings makes you mad, pissed off, or angry because of their actions or stupidity. That person/thing is blowin you...commonly heard in the D.C./metro area

"Lindsey Lohan's stupidity be blowin me".."You be blowin me" or "Thats the type of shit that be blowin me"

you be blowin me by J. Morgan August 7, 2007