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Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.
Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.
by melaninporn January 26, 2016
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slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003
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Siberian Bitch Slap

Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."
by Schutze October 14, 2016
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slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"
by Durm November 22, 2021
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slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"
TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....
by Nigguhless January 9, 2014
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Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand
"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"
by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016
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slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020
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