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slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003
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slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"
TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....
by Nigguhless January 9, 2014
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Rich-kid slap

When a person uses one's electronic device (usually iPhones, iPods, Tablets, etc.)
to slap another person across the face.
Person 1: What's that red mark on your face?
Person 2: I got Rich-kid slapped with an iPhone today.
Person 1: Oh yeah, I can see the home button imprint.
by muffincroptop May 27, 2014
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super pimp slap

Preferred technique of dealing with trouble (werewolves, smart mouths, guys who hassle ho's) when one is Super Pimp. Super Pimp the character was created by Ninoushka Acevedo-Laboy and first drawn and written by C Lue Disharoon in Super Pimp Special #1 (2014)
Super Pimp crashed the Werewolf Bar Mitvah and delivered a Super Pimp Slap to his number one ho's hirsute attacker.
by Lue Lyron July 6, 2014
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Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand
"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"
by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016
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emo cock slap

When your cutting yourself and you slap a girl in the face with your cock
I'm emo and she wanted sex but I wasn't done cutting myself so I did the emo cock slap
by One_of_none69 December 6, 2016
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Oregon Slap Jack

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.
Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.
by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016
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