sex fingers

someone who f@*ks everything they touch.

put the spanner down sex fingers
steve strange

by nakeddave December 3, 2007

Omegle Sex

Sexting/Dirty talking on Omegle with strangers

You: ima horny female
Stranger: imma horny male. lets have omegle sex
Stranger: ;) im getting a bit hard
You: here. grab my breasts. u can suck on my nipples and lick them
Stranger: mmm ;) id lick those all night
Stranger: im hard ;)
You: my nipples are hard now =)
You: finger me
Stranger: oh yeah ;)
Stranger: i slid one finger in then slowly insert my second and but it deep in
Stranger: i stick my tongue inside and wiggle it around
Stranger: i grab your legs that are apread apart and push hard , making the bed rock
You: the bed is shaking
Stranger: i have my hands on your breast so jelp me push
You: ive got handcuffs right there. hand cuff me and do whatever u want to me

by omeglegirl1234 May 22, 2010

School sex

When a man goes and bangs a woman in the bathroom for the entire school day. But either they get caught, the bitch gets pregnant, or they have the best fucking day at school and want to do this everyday. Eventually the man will forget his condoms and will end up cumming in his hoe

Joseph: where the fuck you been all day?
Ralph: having school sex

by RTD633 April 11, 2016

Pinata Sex

When you have sex with a fat chick so hard that snacks fall out of her pockets.

Guy: "Dude, I had some serious pinata sex with Bridget last night!"

Dude: "That's fuck nasty, Guy."

by iLike Pussy July 26, 2011

parade sex

when a sex partner was so good, you want to throw a parade in their sexual-greatness-honor.. used expecially within dyke circles

Q: How is she in bed?

A: Parade sex! I came so hard, I passed out.

by miss mikie November 25, 2009

Lesbian sex

The best sex ever

I was at my crush avas house and we were having a sleepover we were super bored so we turned on some lesbian porn. We werE both getting sooo wet. I looked at her at she pounced on top of me and we started making out. Then she started stripping me naked . I fingerd my self and moaned i ripped of her soaking wet thong and bra. Then she sat on the dest allowing me suck on her clit. I go right for her pink bald pussie i start by licking ava screams “ YESS MAMI GIVE IT TO ME“ then i find her clit and suck on it “ SUCK ME ALL NIGHT WHORE“ then she arches her back and i stick my tounge qll the way up her vagina. Then shes done i spread open my legs and tell her to dig she found my clit right away and sucked on it “ MAMI SUCK ME ALL NIGHT“ then I arch my back and she knew it was time to give it to me i scream because it felf so good. Then i pushed her into a chair and i sat backwards on to her our wet bald pussies touching. I sucked on hed rock. Hard nipples. Then she pilcked me up and tossed me on the bed we were siccored our pussies touching making out and. Licking eachofhers clits violently. It was the best lesbian sex ever.

by Whatss up ajjj October 31, 2020

Bananal sex

Portmanteau of banana and anal sex. Of, or relating to, the insertion of bananas into the rectum.

Jeff and I had this amazing bananal sex yesterday!

by Johananal July 13, 2007