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Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023
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Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
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retarded

Jared, jared is retarded
jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded
by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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Retard

someone that is about to jump off a cliff in west bay at the beach.
that guy up there is a retard
by hugemong69 April 14, 2021
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Retard

Person1: who's Rylan
Person2: a fucking retard
by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 21, 2022
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Retard

Hym "He IS a retard. Don't let him near whatever coffin he's near. He shouldn't be near anything."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
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