MuffinMugger 

A male or female who enjoys the act of stealing muffins. These people are often over weight and hated.

Hill Billy: "Hey Randy!"

Randy: "Yeah!"

Hill Billy: "Some MuffinMugger Stole my muffin!"

Randy: "You never had a muffin!"

Hill Billy: "Whats a muffin?!!"

MuffinMugger by Alex and rory January 20, 2008

beef muffins

saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.

Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!

beef muffins by Quackkkkerrrssss March 11, 2011

suckle on my jiggly muffins 

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.

Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.

suckle on my jiggly muffins by piercemyass November 3, 2013

MuffnCuffs 

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.

I got so drunk last night with that MuffnCuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.

MuffnCuffs by MuffnCuffs December 9, 2008

muffiger 

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

muffiger by Ilya69 March 28, 2008

maffing 

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

maffing by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Muffi 

A guy who’s usually buff and the sweetest man alive. He’s a keeper. Also has the prettiest eyes.

Californian chick: Oh damn who’s he.

Kenna : oh yeah he’s Muffi

Muffi by Take-n-bake November 12, 2018