Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Rouge Minelle

Redhead muslim girl which can do about 300 push ups and loves pancakes. She has lovely legs and ortodox guys are crazy about her legs. She loves high temperatures and hates winter.

Hey rouge minelle i love you

Phahahahahaha
Give me your legs

Go away i am waiting my Prince charming

by Olkikldhsksbsb June 25, 2022

Asian Minecraft let's play

Code word for "sexy video"

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"

by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

eu.minemen.net

the eu proxy of the most toxic minecraft "community". full of people who only want to scream at you and make your time on the server the a living hell. also many sweats.

person1: hey bro what server you on

person2: eu.minemen.net

person1: *leaves*

by curtainSenpai October 30, 2022

Fish Mines

Its when You're Stuck doing the bed of chaos for the 50th time and your starting to smell like a sweaty ass ball fish

Dam, Ray really got stuck in those fish mines last night!

by Fish Cave December 24, 2022