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ass hawk 

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.
Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.
ass hawk by guinness67 July 16, 2009
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ass jerk 

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.
On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.
ass jerk by mamadeo November 5, 2009

Ass Bubbles 

Ass Bubbles. n

1. Ass bubbles is a game that is played generally played by two people, but the rules and gameplay are open to allow for more players.

The game begins by chewing bubble gum. It is recommended that the players use either giant gumballs or several pieces of gum to allow for large bubbles. Players then remove their clothes for the next stage of the game.
A player must then bend over so that another player may use his of her chewed wad of gum to cover the bending player's asshole.

As for the player who is bending over, they are welcome to continue chewing their gum until it it is time for them to put it in someone else's asshole. Meanwhile, this player must fart, causing a bubble to be created from their ass, and assbubble if you will. The player who placed the gum in the asshole must then pop the bubble with their teeth and eat it out of the other person's asshole.
The game continues until all players have eaten gum from assholes and had gum eaten from their assholes.

2. A synonym for "grab ass."
1. "So did you finally get to bone Carly last night?"
"Nah man, but we totally played ass bubbles!"

2. "Will you two stop playing ass bubbles and get back to work."
Ass Bubbles by t-kwono July 5, 2010

Ass Crabs 

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair
Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs
Ass Crabs by Foxeswrestler24 November 1, 2010

Ass raisin

The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.
Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
Ass raisin by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Ass mouth 

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.
If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.
Ass mouth by anncoulter November 29, 2011