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Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.
Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.
by melaninporn January 26, 2016
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slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003
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Slap Ass Day

Slap ass day is a different version of the last slap ass week but it’s only for a day
Boy”grabs ass”
Girl”WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Boy”It’s slap ass day
by GOD V9 January 12, 2020
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Slap a Dem Day

Ex. "Hey Bobby, it's Slap a Dem day!"
Bobby got slapped.
by messofmalarkey January 11, 2021
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Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.
by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020
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slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"
by Durm November 22, 2021
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slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"
TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....
by Nigguhless January 9, 2014
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