Ryan Siwicki 

This man is a typical siege player. Has over 300 hours in siege in 3 months. (Born in august but has huge bazonker thighs) He has 2 siblings and a family but that doesnt matter because Ryan hasnt seen his family in year. All those hours on seige left his family to disown him. Ryan hasnt showered in years despite being told to shower every night. Ryan loves balls. He loves balls so much he sucks on every ball he sees. When u see ryan in public prepared to get sucked on

Ryan Siwicki plays so much Rainbow Six Siege he is the rainbow.

Ryan Siwicki by druwu March 18, 2022

Ryan Harlow Effect 

Whatever school Ryan Harlow attends will have good sports teams.

They sucked last year, must be the Ryan Harlow Effect

Ryan Harlow Effect by Tjoshie77 March 24, 2022

Ryan flipping 

Ryan flipping is exactly the same as Jedi flipping but without the jedi.. fuck those religious zealots

Wook #1 "what droogs are you on?"
Work #2 "man I took all the drools. I'm ryan flipping my tits off"

Ryan flipping by 2fly$$ry March 27, 2022

Ryan stubbs syndrome

only 1 known case.
causes you to be incredibly dumb

ryan stubbs syndrome

Ryan stubbs syndrome by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

ryan bryan 

ryan bryan is a g

joel “yo who’s your dad”
me “ryan bryan”

ryan bryan by currypowderlover6969 March 30, 2022

Ryan Lowe 

Someone who holds children, juveniles, especially orphans in his basement, condoned by his father, the legendary John Lowe.

Me: omg I think there's kids in that guy's basement.
Other guy: must be Ryan Lowe

Ryan Lowe by JackoManBoy April 6, 2022

Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.

"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."

Ryan Met by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022