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Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat
1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"
by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022
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Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this move doesn't need to involve hitting them. Before you are about to cum, grab her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and hold on tight. The TDS in them will start to flare up massively, and as a result their vagina contracts really tight so you get a way better orgasm.
I Donald Punched some chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch
by Notalexjones October 18, 2018
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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!
by Rico Dali August 10, 2025
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Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.
This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!
by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018
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Tounge-punching

The act of repeatedly sticking your tounge in and out of a girls pussy
Friend- “Hey why didn’t you come out last night?”

You- “Sorry I was tounge-punching kelly”
by Scornch May 18, 2018
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Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.
Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.
by bigboinword September 5, 2023
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