Go Fish 

1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.

2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.

"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"

"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"

"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"

Go Fish by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

crying fish 

a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll

arun is a CRYING FISH!

crying fish by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 17, 2005

turkish fish 

when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.

pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina

turkish fish by joelina January 2, 2006

jizz fish 

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

jizz fish by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Turtle Fish 

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.

i love turtle fish

Turtle Fish by masticater September 22, 2010

Acadian Fish Dinner 

To take a fish head stuffed with potatoes and herbs and put it in a girls vagina, then eat the potatoes/fish head while it's in the vagina.

Guy1: Yo! did you get any skin last night from that chick.

Guy2: Well she didn't give me anything, but I gave her an Acadian Fish Dinner.

Guy1: Aww that's skanky
Guy2: Wasn't that bad, I was hungry. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

Acadian Fish Dinner by Sunburntbus December 4, 2010

Lap Fish 

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

Lap Fish by KDW September 8, 2008