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The Ol' Danny Howard

To share a toilet with another man by sitting on their lap and deficating between their legs while they deficate directly into the toilet.

Tandem pooping.
Bunk-bed bowl movements.
Steve and I are going to go rock the ol' Danny Howard.
O8 or O8'er refers to the area or a resident of the 93308 ZIP code encompassing Northwest Bakersfield and Oildale. It is commonly divided into two sections, Royaldale (west side and suburban wealth) and Oildale (east side and poorer). While both these areas hold different customs and values, both are defined by their collective community pride, conservative values, barbecue, eternal Raiders fanbase, a love of ripped/old-ass oversized clothes, and a small town vibe despite the double digit population. O8'er is most commonly used as a point of pride and local identity, with the name even being used on a local speciality barbeque rub known as "O8'er Rub," sold in local convenience stores. The identity is used to differentiate residents of the 93308 zip code from other neighborhoods and unincorporated communities in Bakersfield.
"O8'er for life!"

"Keep those transplants out or else we are gonna lose the O8."

"See that overly tanned middle-aged white guy in a sleeveless Budweiser T-shirt and Daisy dukes? Yeah, that's a true O8'er."
The O8 by Kernman08 June 20, 2026

The Optimus Prime

Requiring a pair of bros.

In a foursome, the two strongest take the bottom, making the bottom half of the robot, in a table position (genitalia to the sky).

The other two from the upper body of Optimus. This is all done while being inter-connected.
My brother and I preformed and accomplished the Optimus Prime last week.

The Ol' World Cup

Thrusting ones head at a 45 degree angle towards a large blonde woman's rear, so that the nose of said thruster can rest directly inside the large beautiful blonde's anus. Some say the angle is analogous to the angle of a Congolese footballers header.
I was having a lovely breakfast with my dear mate Patrick, when he suddenly leapt from the table and ran out to perform the ol' World Cup on Christina.

The Ol' Munro

Another term for a facial, where a fella blows his nut on a gal's face, thus painting her face white-ish. Named for a content creator who often wears white face paint/makeup.
She said she wanted me to paint her face, so I gave her The Ol' Munro
The Ol' Munro by DB Wyld July 4, 2026

The ol’ one two punch

A combination esthetics service consisting of a Brow Lamination and Lash Lift
You look so good! Did you get the ol’ one two punch??