Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

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Falcon Punch

The most powerful punch that is used by Captain Falcon in super smash bros.

Guy 1: Hah! I beat you in a-
Guy 2: FALCON PUNCH!
Guy 1: Dude why did you break my ribs. Ouch.

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A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

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Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

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Punched Grumper

N, V, Adj. - Anything or anyone involved in shits of an insidious nature.

Noun - "That kid is the epitome of a punched grumper."
Verb - "Oh shit, dude. I gotta punch a grumper."
Adjective - " That bitch burnt me worse then that punched grumper from KFC last night."

by The Grump Puncher December 16, 2008

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