noobitis

Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013

noobspec

A virtual e-faggot that looks like a frog like truffaut and dodges wargames like Hinki.

Me: Wargame me cunt
Noobspec: My partner isn't offline and when he comes on i'll be gone

by Flashymvp April 26, 2014

noobtoaster

one whom takes massive pleasure in killing "new" gamers.

Jimmy likes to scream when a noobtoaster fucks with him.

by keyboard_kitty June 30, 2014

nooberina

A noobier noob. Someone who has absolutely no experience in the subject or task at hand

That nooberina doesn't even know what Minecraft is!

by Don't Wanna Make It February 18, 2015

Nooblet

The ultimate form of a noob. Actually the worst person to ever play

Paul: Wow you actually suck, like really bad.
Luke: Yeah your are
Josef: Pretty awful
David: You are a total Nooblet
Devin: IM TRYING

by dtfbaseball May 5, 2015

noobical

A person who is bad a gaming and is invisible to people online.

This Noobical played was suppose to play with us, but when?

by ThatguyfromFB June 2, 2015

NooBoob

A NooBoob is a person whom is a noob. They are a noobie and is a plain pain in the arse.

Tigers beat the Timberwolves in basketball because the other team was full of NooBoobs. They SUCKED.

by ThtYllwBch June 9, 2015