muffins in disguise 

bananas... muffins in disguise.

Muffins in disguise are a great way of breaking the ice at parties. Simply place the muffins in disguise down in front of your friends and watch the magic!

Note: Giving your friend's muffins in disguise may cause: loss of friendship, depression from loss of friendship, psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, suicide from getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship.

Bill: Here you go guys i made you some muffins!

Fred, Jane, Bob: Hey thanks Bill!

*Fred, Jane and Bob eat the muffins in disguise*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Hey Bill these aren't muffins you suck!

*Fred, Jane and Bob leave*

Bill: Oh my god i just lost my best friends! What am i going to do!?

*stage 1: depression*

Bill: Waaaaaaaaa.......

*stage 2: Psychopathic rampage*

*Bang*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Oh my god! Bill what are you doing with that chainsaw! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

*stage 3: Being arrested*

*sirens wail*

Bill: Shit!

*Bill is arrested*

*stage 4: Suicide*

*Bill goes kersplat, Can you say kersplat boys and girls?*

muffins in disguise by Muffin the Destroyer of Worlds January 5, 2010

squingee muffins 

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

squingee muffins by Jay April 5, 2005

stud muffins 

stud muffins are very cute men usually they have hairy chests and lots of muscles.

prince harry, harry kewell, tom cruise are all stud muffins

stud muffins by philpots June 25, 2006

muffing 

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

muffing by Giggles124 April 8, 2013

Scorch muffins 

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

Scorch muffins by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

muffins 

When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.

Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!

muffins by BLOCK BURNA September 12, 2005

Muffined 

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

Muffined by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009