Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022

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Made of Money

What your mom says she isn't, then realises she is

You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money

by NoodleNukes March 5, 2025

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Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

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