The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

The Jesus by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Pub Jesus 

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

Pub Jesus by Dignity December 7, 2020

Baltic Jesus 

Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus

Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je

Baltic Jesus by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.

"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."

Narcissist Jesus by JJJamasone July 25, 2021

Bald Jesus 

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

Bald Jesus by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Undeveloped Jesus

when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.

Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.

Undeveloped Jesus by Bee749 November 21, 2021

Drag jesus 

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

Drag jesus by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022