humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

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humanshlaf

humanshlaf refers to an alpha male who is always in charge, especially in sexual situations.
humanshlaf is particularly used as the dominator of a soyoded.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is such a humanshlaf!
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Soyoded: Oh my… That guy is such a humanshlaf… I want to be dominated…

by soyoded October 7, 2025

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Humania

A nation of humans...
Of, Human Beings...

Aaaaand... Soooo...
Where are you really from!?!???!

I am, from, Humania.

by TheEternalNow November 28, 2025

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Someone who aspires to and diligently pursues the values of humane-ness as opposed to human-ness. Humaneism rejects aspiring to be human, since "human" carries huge evolutionary baggage. To aspire to be "human" is to value "might makes right," "kill or be killed," "winner takes all," "territorialism," "tribalism." To be a humane rather than a human means to aspire to community, negotiation, mutual respect, inclusiveness, protectiveness, sharing, and the golden rule. Not the rule of gold (human).

I no longer aspire to be human. I wish to be a humane. Wanting to be human means wanting stay in the jungle and not advocate for humane values. Being a human is so past history, I strive to be humane.
Aspiring to be a human no longer means wanting to be humane. It is time for a new word for the next step in humane evolution. "Being inhuman" is oxymoronic, since humans are naturally inhuman.

I am a humaneist, seeking humane beings to join in humaneist and humaneitarian goals and behaviors.

by unsheepableme December 9, 2025

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True humanitarian

Someone who always gives their all in everything they do. Continually strives to get ahead soley for the benefit of those they love. Even if it means working two full time jobs. A person that never turns a blind eye to someone in need and does there best to help even when they are not asked for help. A person that is there for you no matter what. You can depend on them 24-7 365 and they will never say no to you unless they are obligated to something else. The kind of person that can make even the angriest person smile at the time of fury. Every life they touch in any way will improve with at least some significance. A person who treats people like people and animals like animals not the other way around. A person who when they commit to something will always follow through and never let you down. Someone who will always accept responsibility for what they've done but NEVER expect credit or praise for who they are. A person who is kind, caring, empathetic, honest, moral, genuine, communicative, understanding, compromising, charitable, calming to be around, an amazing listener and never judging.

Everyone loves Paul because he's a true humanitarian.

by AngryCPET October 28, 2018

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