humanshlaf

humanshlaf refers to an alpha male who is always in charge, especially in sexual situations.
humanshlaf is particularly used as the dominator of a soyoded.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is such a humanshlaf!
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Soyoded: Oh my… That guy is such a humanshlaf… I want to be dominated…

by soyoded October 7, 2025

Humansplain

To explain to someone who has engaged in mansplaining, whitesplaining, richsplaining, &c., the error they have fallen into due to their privileged position.

He said he had trouble finding comfortable shoes for the office, too, and I humansplained to him that there is no shoe made for men which was anything like as uncomfortable as the two-inch heel minimum required by the company dress code.

by johnmburt1960 August 2, 2017

Humansplain

When you have to explain to someone how to be or not be, a shitty human.

I had to humansplain to my mother that Nazi's suck.

I had to humansplain to my co-worker that Keurig's are insanely wasteful and the coffee sucks.

by BURSTU June 8, 2018