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ghettomatize

To pretend tune your rice burner (Honda, Toyota, etc...). This also means to do showy looks, dazzling lights and inappropriate shiny add-ons for the single purpose of looks, rather than perfomance.

Similar to jiggamatize
He decked out his Honda by putting those shiny rims on and Euro lights, but he didn't put any beef under the hood.
ghettomatize by Kyle Chandler March 29, 2004

Ghettorrible 

Ghettorrible (adj):

1. Unacceptably ghetto
2. Terribly poor-looking
3. Terribly poor quality
4. Jury-rigged so that functionality is decidedly substandard and unacceptable
5. Combination of the words ghetto and horrible.
"Dude, my 1984 diesel Mercedes' wheel just fell off."
"Whoa, remind me never to drive anywhere with you; your ride is ghettorrible!"
Ghettorrible by Seriph X September 2, 2004

ghettoic 

LaQuanda (Lah-Kwan-Duh) and Nakitashe (Nah-Keeta-Shay) both got a job at ABC News as assistants, but they were soon fired to because their ghettoic rawkus caused other employees within the office to feel uncomfortable.
ghettoic by postedindacut February 12, 2008

Ghettonet 

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
Ghettonet by Bambawei June 10, 2016

Getto or redneck garbage-can 

When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can
After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.
The real way to spell ghetto, but only the real hardcore kids know that.
"Yeah, we's from the ghjetto. The 'j' is silent."
Ghjetto by sdhggfjh December 9, 2009