Engineer's Eye 

Your standards for attractiveness are significantly low while attending Brooklyn Technical High School, caused by the school's largely unattractive student body, particularly the boys. Named after the school's mascot, the Engineers.

Michelle took a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, talk about a serious case of Engineer's Eye.

Engineer's Eye by equalizer111 December 22, 2021

EYDS 

An acronym for Educate Your Damn Self. Used when someone is being painfully ignorant.

Person 1: Whoa, I can't tell if that's a guy or a girl. What do you think?
Person 2: I think I'm ashamed to be having this conversation. STFU and EYDS.

EYDS by oneswhouseyou March 13, 2011

Raccoon Eyes 

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..

"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"

Raccoon Eyes by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

Eye Rape 

An unwanted Eye Fuck. Eye raping usually occurs when an unattractive male stares down an attractive female, but can happen the other way around as well.

Guy 1: Dude she just eye fucked the shit outta you!
Guy 2: Did you see that hiddi beast?! That's more like eye rape!

Eye Rape by The JVL November 7, 2007

Dry your eyes 

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

Dry your eyes by anonymous July 22, 2004

Mexican Eye Goggles 

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

Mexican Eye Goggles by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

absinthe eyes

Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.

"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."

absinthe eyes by Jim Beans January 7, 2008