Peeling A Banana

Removing a condom

“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”

Peeling A Banana by Twurzy July 6, 2018

All-American Banana Split 

A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.

I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.

All-American Banana Split by Blakey15 March 19, 2021

Smoking Banana 

When someone says something stupid or irrelevant

Oh your smoking banana

Smoking Banana by Callmegeraldd August 20, 2017

swedish banana pizza 

This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.

Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I gave my girl a wicked swedish banana pizza

swedish banana pizza by Adrianusssss12 February 27, 2017

electrical banana 

the process of shoving a pealed banana into a wall socket and somehow getting electrified

electrical bananas arent toys!

electrical banana by me3 November 26, 2003

tin banana 

A living quarters where the outside is completely made of shiny metal, and has a long oval shape. Mobile, these homes are usually bought and lived in by people who love various brands of light beer and nascar. Volunteer firefighting and a mullet help your chances of owning one too.

K Wuck: "Guess what AJ?"
AJ: "Whats up?"
K Wuck: "Bill Grimlystein lives in a tin banana."
AJ: "Figures, with the bad teeth and the volunteer firefighting and all."
K Wuck: "What a dirtball."

tin banana by dmont February 8, 2008

Exploding Banana 

Orgasming penis

meg choked on jack's exploding banana

Exploding Banana by iknowstuffyoudon't,sobelieveme June 28, 2009