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Your Brother a Mother 

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...
Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian
Brittney: “Your granny tranny
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

Your Brother Bi 

This Saying will and can destroy the Earth if said Never Use it, but if you do be careful
Sweet Bro: Your Granny Tranny

Hella Jeff: Your Sister a Mister

Sweet Bro: Heh You Just activated my power Move
Hella Jeff: Nani
Sweet Bro: Your Brother BI
*world explodes*

Your sisters a mister

Worse than “ur granny tranny” or “ur brothers a mother”. Every time this is said, the victim will implode into a ball of guts then blast into a shower of blood.
Joe: “Your gay.”
John: “Don’t make me do it.”
Joe: “Do what, pussy?”
John: “You’ve taken it too far.”
John: “Your sisters a mister.”
Joe: *Implodes then blasts out covering the walls in a red layer of blood and guts*

Your Mum 

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer
Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''
Your Mum by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

your family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!

Your mans is pans 

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual
Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!